Roast My Website
Paste your URL. An AI reads your actual site, scores it out of 100, and roasts it like a design agency comic. Then it hands you the fixes.
What this actually checks
The roast is grounded, not random: the tool reads your live site and scores five real things - mobile readiness, SEO basics, page weight, conversion elements (calls to action, phone links, forms) and design signals. The AI then writes the roast from your actual content, which is why it stings.
And if the roast hurts because it is true: PISCES rebuilds your entire site with AI in about 90 seconds, free to preview, so you can compare the roastee with the glow-up side by side.
Frequently asked questions
Is this really free?
Yes. No signup, no credit card, up to a handful of roasts per day. The business model is simple: some people who see their roast decide to let the AI rebuild their site, and that part has paid plans.
Will the roast be mean?
It roasts the website, never the business. Expect specific, funny, evidence-based burns about your copy, your layout and your last redesign year, plus fixes you can actually use.
My site is fine. Should I still run it?
People with fine sites are exactly who runs it. If it scores well, screenshot the score and gloat. If it does not, you found out for free.